Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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