Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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