You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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