She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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