sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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