Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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