Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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