I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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