oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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