dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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