you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Pooping to opera.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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