Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You're a waste of cheezeits
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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