Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
where are my eyebrows?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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