You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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