yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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