That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
