She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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