Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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