He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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