just tell him i said nine months
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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