Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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