They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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