Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Even my vagina gasped.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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