I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
my poor anus
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I love you. Go after that dick
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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