You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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