Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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