Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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