what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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