I feel like abortions should bother me more
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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