Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I enjoy the company of your penis
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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