So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
