just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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