so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
should my penis look like a turkey
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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