Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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