i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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