Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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