he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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