i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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