I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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