I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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