What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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