She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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