found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
This is the high leading the old right now
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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