so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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