Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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