btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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