I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Randomize