Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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