My brain says no but my pants say off.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
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I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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