This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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