i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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