My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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