Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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