I seem to have left my pride at pride
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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