Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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