Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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